Norm here. I am sure you could guess that I am neglected...seriously neglected. I have not been on a walk in I don't know how long. Not working in my favor are the following:
- My love of food
- My thick shiny black hair
- My short, adorable nose
- The heat. We live in TEXAS folks, it is like a million degrees
The other night mom and dad took those hairless puppies out in their wagon so I could come too. Jack, my BOY, wanted to help with the walk...
Then Carter, he is kind of my boy, wanted to help...starting to get a little uncomfortable.
Not to be left out, Addie Mae decided to join in. Mom and dad thankfully broke up this love fest shortly after. The harness is a little degrading, but having 4 people walk you...real degrading.
Listen, my breed is not known for our stamina, especially outside. I needed to lay down for a little bit, but dad said that is not how walks work...apparently we have to walk the WHOLE time. Boooooo, so he said I could do this and he and mom would take turns pulling.
I just needed a few minutes in the wagon and then I was able to finish up the walk. Oh and for extra humiliation...I got a bath when we got home. Sheesh!




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