This email comes in response to all of the bad publicity Adelaide is currently receiving via the internet. As her official PR department, we feel there is a bias in the media in regards to her disposition. As the smallest of the clan, Adelaide must at times insert herself by whatever means necessary. Adelaide has this comment specifically: “In my defense, kisses with teeth are still kisses.” We also feel that due to Adelaide’s small stature she must go out of her way to get the attention of others but she only uses these means when completely necessary. Again Adelaide, “ I’m simply not happy when I am not carrying something in each hand.” You see, all of these “problems” can easily be explained away by listening to Adelaide and giving her exactly what she wants. She means nothing personal by her last comment: “the next email will be from my lawyer if my name keeps getting dragged in the mud.” Our press conference will be at 3:00 CST.
Thank you,
Mr. Steve
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